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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3755 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6529 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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