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Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

Crafty World Chaos

Analysis, Chaos, China, Civilization, Collapsing Civilization, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Downfall, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MISTAKES, politicians, resurgence, Resurgent Civilization, West, world, world powers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

Battles, CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, fully concentrated, general, guides, Join, Links, links and guides, lols, mobile game, mobile game discussion, New Trailer, previous, stats simulator, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, twitter widget

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

anger, childhood trauma, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, Family issues, Frustration, generational poverty, hatred, long-term effects of childhood trauma, low socioeconomic status, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, PALS, Parental, parents, Poor, POVERTY, Resentment, resentment towards parents, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	8872	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Animals Bred:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	60
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

GenderBenderCraft: Because Steve’s fabulous in a dress!

1. Gender identity, 10. Human rights, 11. Social justice, 12. Discrimination, 13. Identity, 14. Inclusivity, 15. Acceptance, 16. Diversity, 17. Empowerment, 18. Intersectionality, 19. Activism, 2. Transgender rights, 20. Equality., 3. LGBTQ+ community, 4. Gender discrimination, 5. Gender equality, 6. Feminism, 7. LGBTQ+ rights, 8. Transphobia, 9. Gender stereotypes, dress, Fabulous, GenderBenderCraft, Steves

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but who’s counting?

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he’s building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks as we speak.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even Notch himself is jealous of our server. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Booty Brawl: Where Brazilian Babes Battle American Bros

American, american culture, american guys, Babes, battle, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Brazilian, Brazilian culture, brazilian women, bros, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, DATING, gender dynamics, hookup culture, international dating, Interracial Relationships, Intimacy, relationships, sex, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, social norms, Stereotypes, stereotypes about american men, stereotypes about brazilian women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	220	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Brazilian vs American Love Connection Minecraft server! Ever wondered if Brazilian women actually fuck American guys? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and maybe even a little scandal.

Our server is filled with hot Brazilian babes and charming American hunks just waiting to meet you. Build your dream love nest, go on romantic dates, and maybe even start a family (Minecraft style, of course).

But be warned, things can get a little spicy on our server. You never know what kind of drama or steamy love affairs might unfold. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you asking yourself, do Brazilian women really fuck American guys?

MineCrafty McMineFace 2023

2023, Action-Adventure, ancient prophecy, challenging gameplay, Character customization, dark fantasy, epic boss battles, fallen angels, Hero’s Journey, immersive world, intense combat, Kino, Lords of the Fallen, McMineFace, minecrafty, mysterious storyline, Next Gen Graphics, powerful weapons, Redemption, RPG, salvation, video game

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

Day, Fabulous, fag, Gay, Hahahah, hippo, Marijuana, MarijuanaCraft, Muhammad, Muhammad awareness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide!

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, collide, CraftyBagz, Defense, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Megu, Nagisa, Natsu, Nodoka, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a rollercoaster of a time with Previous Thread filled with memes, resources, and useful links that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

Looking for some Minecraft buddies to build epic structures with? Look no further than our Circles/Clubs/Friends section. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt blocks faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts section for some epic Minecraft stories that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our crazy events and content updates? Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) challenge and show those mobs who’s boss! Or try your hand at the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and see if you have what it takes to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Server not responsible for any lost items due to laughter-induced accidents)

TriadCraft: Where Villains Rule and Maxxing is a Must!

charisma, Confidence, dark personality traits, dark triad, Evil, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, MAXXING, mindset, narcissism, personal development, psychopathy, rule, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, strategy, success, toxic behavior, TriadCraft, Villains

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Dark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server, where becoming “evil” is not just a possibility, it’s a requirement! Join us as we embark on a journey to unleash our inner villains and conquer the virtual world with our devious schemes and diabolical plans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to embrace their dark side. They built a fortress of doom made entirely of obsidian and filled it with traps and creepy creatures. They became known as the Dark Lord of Destruction and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist as a weapon).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in evil challenges like stealing from other players, sabotaging their builds, and even starting a zombie apocalypse just for fun. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can try your hand at summoning demons or casting cursesDark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server today and let your inner villain run wild! But be warned, once you embrace the darkness, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure

Adventure, Anime, character analysis, CraftyKagomes, cultural norms, ethical dilemmas, FANTASY, fictional characters, Gender Roles, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Miroku, modern society, monk, moral compass, Nostalgia, pop culture, relationships, societal expectations, spirituality, Television series, traditional values

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	118
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fly like Miroku from Inuyasha in today’s culture! Imagine soaring through the skies, collecting resources and building epic structures with your friends.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride giant chickens into battle, summon explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!