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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	224
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	9920

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	282483	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	5120

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9251	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	144

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9247	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	149007	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	3255

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.