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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1469 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 702988 |
Potions Brewed: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!