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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5656 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for a black tie Minecraft experience, where guests are evicted for wearing anything less than the fanciest of armor. No kids allowed, because let’s face it, they always cause trouble with their creeper explosions.
Witness the drama unfold as uncles try to sneak in extra drinks and cousins bring unknown friends into our virtual world. And don’t even think about wearing a cocktail dress or sequins, because you will be promptly kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only good times are allowed. Who needs real life when you can have this level of entertainment in the blocky world?