scottgenius Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8088	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	1138	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Votes:	464
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.