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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5022 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3134 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Potions Brewed: | 148 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 195 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!