#scorpio #siren Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	136
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2271
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3279
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	225

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	4790
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7144
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Votes:	170	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?