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CraftyCut Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	703	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	260224
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ores Mined:	2428	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!