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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9345 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 5499 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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