New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

    Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8972
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ores Mined: 9067 Animals Bred: 165
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

    We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

    But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

    So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 296
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 7407

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7543
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9536
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7581
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Votes: 5020 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1597
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7116
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3323
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

    Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 542
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

    We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

    Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Money Cuh Minecraft Server

    Money Cuh Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2377
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4580
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

    DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 1151
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magic Items Found: 3285
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9933 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

    Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

    Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

    Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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