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NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	4971	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	112	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!