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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5917 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 828 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!