Schopenhauer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9527
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	6562	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5930	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	259	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	485882	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?