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BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5202
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9867
Crops Grown:	5014	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

CraftyBagMC – Blue Archive Fun!

4koma, Account XP, Archive, ARU, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBagMC, From Opera 0068 with Love, Fun, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	1879
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

Anime, Asia, culture, Entertainment, International, Japan, japanese, Korea, Korean, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Popular, relationships, smp, social media, Today, trending, viral, YuRi, YuriCraft, 日韓百合, 日韓百合Trendz

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.