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BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3704
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	592	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	755814
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Votes:	1386
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, Minecraft, personal achievement, pride, Proud, ProudOfMySmallWins, self actualization, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, small accomplishment, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, Decision making, Failure, goal-setting, guidance, leadership, lessons learned, life experience, Mentorship, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	8287
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you facing off against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a pack of mischievous creepers who just want to party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep with joy.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out these insane adventures with us? Come join the fun and let your inner Minecraft warrior run wild!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ark, arknights, Arknights General, Caster Passenger, Chong Yue, dungeon meshi PV, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Gavial The Invincible, Guard Mlynar, Guard Qiubai, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, Iana birthday, lin.., madness, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Nightingale, Poncirus, Purestream skin, puzzle, Reed The Flame Shadow, Server, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Dorothy, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Valuable resources, Vanguard Blacknight, Weedy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.