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Central European Food Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in your country? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a taste of Central European cuisine like you’ve never experienced before. We’ve got virtual schnitzel, pixelated pierogies, and even a blocky bratwurst that will make your mouth water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So come join us on our Central European food adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hunger for virtual food). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this potato-filled fun!

BabyBezosCraft

Appearance, baby, BabyBezosCraft, bald, billionaire, comparison, controversy, cute, elon musk, humor, jeff bezos, joking, Neighbour, new parent, Offense, parenting, Rude, Sensitive, serious, Social Interaction, world domination

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	6529

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

FlirtyPixels, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, he’s a total party animal.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.

CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

aging, AgingAnxiety, CreeperCraze, existential crisis, fear, fear of death, financial insecurity, health decline, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loss of identity, loss of loved ones, medical expenses, Memory Loss, mental decline, mobility issues, mortality, physical decline, Retirement, societal expectations, wrinkles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mines Excavated:	4910
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Redstone Revolution

business news, corporate restructuring, economic impact, energy giant, ENERGY MARKET, Energy Sector, geopolitical tensions, HQ staff, international relations, job cuts, job losses, Layoffs, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, War, Western customers, workforce reduction

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s energy giant! we are cutting 40% of our staff because they couldn’t handle the intensity of our server! our war with the western customers is legendary, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster in a tornado!

Landfall SMP

Adventure, Character, Civilization, Community, Earth, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, FTB, gameplay, guild, Immersive, Kingdom, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Politics, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, Survival, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9699
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Emeralds Found:	7715
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

The Landfall SMP is tight-knit community playing characters in an extraordinarily rich canon. Whether you’re a builder, politician, leader, or warrior, our world of Caldora has something to offer you!!

We are currently in timeline Landfall-530: Noble Blood…

“Fifteen centuries after the fall of The Great Dominion, the world stands in the shadow of a forgotten empire. The ancient bloodlines, descendants of the legendary figures of Landfall-230, now hold the only connection to that distant past, revered as symbols of power and prestige. In this new era, kingdoms rise and fall, and the influence of the old world just barely lingers. Mystical forces shape the fates of nations, and the gods themselves watch closely, bestowing blessings upon the faithful. Technology, once understood, has become arcane and divine, seen as remnants of an age long gone. As new powers emerge and old legacies fade, the world of Landfall-530 teeters on the edge of a new era, where devotion, ambition, and community will make or break the individual.”

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Eternal Earth

Custom Items, Dynmap, Earth, Earth Geopolitical, Eternal Earth, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

A new Earth Geopolitical Server, with Towny, Dynmap, Vehicles, and Custom Items. Join us, Create your own nation and goto war!

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Society

26580, anti-social behaviour, Archon, aushost, Australian, Community, Custom, customs, gg, in game, Join, Laws, Roleplay, rules, smp, society, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Society Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Society is a new Australian server aimed at fostering a community where players can create their own rules, laws, and customs. There are no rules except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay. Join at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the Society server?	There are no rules, except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.1

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got more diamonds than that chick has issues, like damn, she needs to chill.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, like Scrooge McDuck but in pixel form.

Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a group therapy session but with creepers and zombies.

So come on, stop wasting time and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.

NoobTVCharacter

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	365	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being the most useless character in your favorite TV series? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can be the hero of your own story! Join us and show off your epic building skills, slay dragons, and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. No more being the sidekick, it’s your time to shine! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the star of your own adventure!

CraftyMexImportsCutting

China, Chinese imports, CraftyMexImportsCutting, Diplomatic, economic policy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import reduction, international relations, mexico, mexico city, NAFTA, Politics, Sheinbaum, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!