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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	283	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3404
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5141	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3195	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	915504
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!