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CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

Alliance, blocks, Break, Conflict, CraftyCraft, Deception, Destruction, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, palestinians, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, strategy, Terrorism, Truth, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

Admirals, Anime, asmr, Augment Guide, azur lane, CN Tierlist, CraftyShipmates, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Live Stream, meta ships, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Server, Ship Tier List, special training, Story summary, Wiki

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky Therapy

acceptance, blocky, bullying, coping, depression, discrimination, ethnicity, Identity, ISOLATION, LGBTQ, Loneliness, mental health, OCD, self esteem, self worth, Struggle, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2349	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Crafty Comfy Chaos

Chaos, Comforting, comfy, CONTENT, Cozy, Crafty, feel, Happy, homely, Images, Inviting, Peaceful, peaceful vibes, post, Relaxing, Safe, Secure, snug, soothing, Thread, Tranquil, Warm

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

adoption, Adventures, Anonymity, Biz, Community, CraftyBiz, email registration, Epic, Feedback, forum, Improvement, Int, internet culture, meets, Minecraft, Moderation, online discussion, registration process, SECURITY, shills, Spam prevention, user engagement, user experience, user registration, user verification

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crops Grown:	8848
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

3d, ar, augmented reality, creativity, Cutting Edge, digital art, futuristic, Gaming, Holo, HoloCraft, Holographic Displays, immersive experiences, innovation, Interactive, Party, pixels, Revé, sensory overload, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, virtual world, visual effects

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ￠holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ￠holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join ￠holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

#gamer, battle, blocky, competitive, competitive play, Competitive Scene, esports, follows, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, meme, Meta, meta analysis, meta gaming, mfw, online gaming, reaction, Royale.., steve, strategy, TAKES, trends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Ancient, Bants, blocky, Civilization, disbelief, Divine, doubt, FAITH, GOD, History, Humanity, ignorance, intervention, Minecraft, philosophy, Plague, Questioning, Religion, roman empire, Server, skepticism, starvation, theology, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

blocks, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration event, CraftyCreeperz, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, mats, meets, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

academics, american history, blocks, Countries, culture, curriculum, education, eras, facts, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, ListCraft, lists, memorization, Order, presidents, ranked, society, States, Students, study, study habits, united states, world history

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!