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Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	262916	Void Armor Forged:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	846620	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Votes:	5108	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	165	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	3634	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!