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Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2779
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4469
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Skelly Cove

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Emeralds Found:	1296	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

78.108.218.16:25466

MindOfMC

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	132
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2

WELCOME to MindOfMC. Do you ever play on a server and feel like its not been taken care of, or its just not the place for you. Well fear not, MindOfMC is now open for you! On MindOfMc you will find dedicated staff team and lots of nice players, you will find diffrent gamemodes for you to play so you dont get bored! You know what, why dont you join and see!

135.125.52.192:25634

Hobania

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	5849
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Hobania is the soon to be city of the Hobanians aka The Hobanian Society. It resembles all those who feel too old or noob for gaming. Join us if you just want to have fun playing the game you love.

hobania-mc.mitmotion.co.za:25583

VqnityPE

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	3621
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

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vqnity.net

HowlSteal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	289127
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	515	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and howlsteal.xyz is where you will find it! We strive to be the best available public lifesteal server there is and we are constantly innovating and adding new features, hosting events and giveaways, and listening to our community.

howlsteal.xyz

LasaSphere

Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

This is a server with lifesteal, survival, and soon to be skyblock! Join now! (This server is still in alpha / development and there are a ton of changes to be made. Thank you!)

LasaSphere.com

tinynat

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Unleash Chaos! Brand New! Join Tinynat.com – The Anarchy Minecraft Server for Java (1.8-1.19.4) and Bedrock!

What makes Tinynat.com special?

No Bans, No Moderators: There’s no one to hold you back! Do whatever you desire – build, destroy, raid, or form alliances. Pure Anarchy: The server is a blank canvas for you to paint chaos upon. The world is yours to shape as you see fit. Java and Bedrock Together: Connect and play with friends, no matter which version they use.

tinynat.com

Blockminer

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	316
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Discover a new dimension to Minecraft survival on Blockminer, where classic gameplay meets modern enhancements. Here, fairness is a given, and pay-to-win isn’t in our vocabulary. Expect favorites like McMMO, a diamond-based economy, town creation, player shops, and a multitude of unique gameplay changes that elevate your experience.

But what truly sets Blockminer apart is our performance. With an optimized server running efficiently across multiple cores, we can offer a significantly higher mob count and increased render distance – a level of performance that’s virtually unmatched.

Ready to see for yourself? Join us at mc.blockminer.net! To learn more, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fYaMybk2 or visit https://blockminer.net/. We’re excited to see you in-game!

mc.blockminer.net

KaleidaKids SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our vibrant and dynamic community! Primarily centered around adventure-based gameplay, our Minecraft server boasts a myriad of engaging activities for players to enjoy. We pride ourselves on our friendly and active community, which extends beyond Minecraft into our engaging Twitch streams and inclusive server discussions.

Our server is equipped with the innovative Slimefun plugin, and we feature an impressive town-based claiming system that adds an extra dimension to gameplay. Regardless of whether you’re new or a seasoned player, our community offers a warm and welcoming environment for everyone.

For the utmost convenience, our server supports a wide range of Minecraft versions from 1.7 to 1.19.4/newest available version. Furthermore, we’re thrilled to extend our community to Bedrock and Xbox players as well.

Want to be a part of our journey? Join our Discord server to find out how to hop into the action. You’ll also find detailed instructions on how to join us if you’re a Bedrock or Xbox player.

Discover a new world of fun and adventure! Join us at https://bit.ly/kdksmp.

We look forward to embarking on this journey with you!

kaleidakids.com

Bifrost Games Survival

Economy, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	538

A Vanilla Minecraft server running in survival with hopes to develop a good server economy and healthy community. Updates and upgrades will be maintained regularly. Server is modified, must use Forge Mode Loader for 1.19.4 and have mods installed. List of mods and FML available via our website.

51.81.155.59