Scatological MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

offensive, Grahams, Disgusting, gross, controversial

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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CraftyDisagreements

Son, Respect, emotional reactions, family dynamics, disagreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with divorced dads, overprotective girlfriends, and FaceTime fiascos!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics while trying to build the perfect blocky world. Will you choose to side with the son who just wants to chat with his mom, or the girlfriend who thinks FaceTiming is a breach of privacy? The choice is yours!

But be warned, things can get heated in our server faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

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VintageDiamonds Minecraft SMP

harder to get, aging gracefully challenges, obstacles with age, age, Obstacles

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the coolest place to be, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds in the game, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear, like, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of us.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of ancient aliens who crash-landed on Earth and taught us how to build epic structures and stuff. And now they’re like, our protectors or something, I don’t know, bro, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win a lifetime supply of golden apples? Yeah, bro, it’s lit. So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, bro!

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UnethicalCraft

unethical tips, Tricks, life hack, dishonesty, immoral behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage all the unethical life hacks you can think of! Want to steal from your fellow players? Go for it! Want to grief someone’s house just for fun? Knock yourself out! We even have a special “scamming” section where you can trick other players into giving you all their diamonds! Join us now for a truly chaotic and lawless Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs morals when you can have fun instead?

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Pixelated Identity Crisis

personal style, blending in, facial recognition, Identity, approachability

come join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE is unique and NO ONE looks the same! we have rainbow hair, glowing eyes, and wings made of cheese! you’ll never blend in with the crowd because on our server, YOU are the star of the show! say goodbye to being unrecognized and hello to being the most fabulous player in the game! join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter! come on, don’t be boring like those brown hair/brown eyes people, be a shining beacon of awesomeness on our server!

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The Lily Pad

Paper Server, Lily, Immersive, bedrock, proximity chat

Overview

Feature	Description
Cross-Platform Play	Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes	Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System	Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play	Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy	Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map	Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.

Q: What special abilities can I choose from the Origins System?

A: The Origins System offers a variety of abilities inspired by Origin SMP, such as teleportation and ruling the seas.

Q: Can I join or create teams on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join teams to work on projects, engage in friendly competition, or socialize with other players.

Q: How can I contribute to the player-driven economy on the server?

A: You can establish your own shop, trade rare items, and participate in the thriving economy of The Lily Pad.

Q: How can I easily navigate the world of the server?

A: The Dynmap integration allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Ancient Realms 1.21

classic games, old school games, throwback games, Nostalgic Gaming, retro gaming

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like those forgotten games no one talks about, but in blocky form! Remember that Spiderman game on Xbox 360? Yeah, we got swinging like Spidey in our server, but with creepers instead of villains. And Mechassault on the original Xbox? We got mechs stomping around like crazy in our world. It’s like a nostalgic trip on steroids, man. Join now and relive those forgotten gaming gems in Minecraft style!

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LeaseBreakerCraft

Lease, Conflict Resolution, Boundaries, LeaseBreakerCraft, living situation

Are you tired of living in a real-life soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free experience! No more dealing with annoying family members telling you what to do or making you cry. On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky siblings or relatives.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on having fun. Say goodbye to being bossed around by your brother or daughter, and hello to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny.

Join us now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have a teacup Yorkie as your loyal Minecraft companion?

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CoolNotExpensive – Minecraft SMP

cool stuff, prized, Minecraft, inexpensive treasure, budget-friendly

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic loot that is like, totally not expensive at all! Like, I have this diamond sword that I found in a chest guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And let me tell you, those chickens were fierce dancers, but I showed them who’s boss with my sick moves and snagged that sword!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare enchanted armor that we stole from a group of evil llamas. Yeah, you heard me right, evil llamas. They were plotting to take over the server with their llama army, but we outsmarted them and took their loot. Now we’re basically unstoppable with our llama armor.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where the loot is wild, the adventures are insane, and the llamas are evil. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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HeroicCraft

hero worship, role models, Disappointment, celebrity disappointments, HeroicCraft

Are you tired of meeting your heroes in real life only to be disappointed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can meet all your favorite heroes from movies, TV shows, and even history! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings famous figures like Batman, Spongebob, and even Cleopatra to life in the game. Join now for a chance to team up with your idols and take on epic quests together. Who knows, you might even become besties with Abraham Lincoln or have a dance-off with Beyonce! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hang out with your heroes in blocky pixel form.

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