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Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	743
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Items Found:	5099
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8740	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mines Excavated:	3512
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	200628
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Towns Built:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

The Latam Cave

Adventure, building, Custom Plugins, discord community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Latin America, Minigames, multiplayer, non-premium launcher, open world, premium launcher, PvE, PvP, role playing, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.

Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.

LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, deep slate wall, Discord, established rule, Events, Fighting, Join, Mining, multiplayer, Open, Realm, safe zone, semi anarchy, Server, Small events, Trading, Wall, year

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft Anarchy Bedrock Realm

Server Information	Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone
Rules	No established rules outside of safe zone
Activities	Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring
Events	Small events planned in the future
Join the Realm	Click here
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the safe zone made of?	The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction).
Are there any rules inside the safe zone?	No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall.
Can anyone join the realm?	Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join.
What kind of events are planned?	We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year.

Sacred Sands Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Community, compatibility, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, Indian, intercultural, Israeli, Jewish, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., multicultural, online dating, Partnership, Realm, relationships, Religion, Sacred, sands, tradition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	819
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where Jews and Indians come together in perfect harmony, just like peanut butter and jelly!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.

Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!