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Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	256	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	2675

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	147
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchantments Applied:	117
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

DreamCrafters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Enchantments Applied:	180
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	159076
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!