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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Farms Harvested:	297	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5364
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Votes:	7705	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6674

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!

Perfect10MinecraftSMP

all-time favorite video games, best video game ever, best video games, favorite video games, greatest video game, highly rated video games, must play video games, Perfect10MinecraftSMP, top rated video games, top video game choices, top video game picks, top video games, video game community, video game critics, video game discussion, video game enthusiasts, video game opinions, video game ratings, video game recommendations, video game reviews, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

BlockBreakupCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there staring at cows? Well, it’s time to break up with them and join our Minecraft server where you can find a new love interest who actually knows how to build a decent house! Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless possibilities filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky)! Join now and start crafting your way to a better future without that dead weight holding you back.

Macron’s Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, global leadership, global politics, India, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, International security, Macron, Macrons, Minecraft, permanent membership, Permanent seat, security council, Server, united nations, United Nations Security Council, UNSC, world power

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

so, like, this server is so epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the UN of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got France’s Macron on board, saying India should totally get a permanent UNSC seat, like, what even is that? but who cares, just join our server and be part of the epicness. we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and like, a secret underground base where we plot world domination or something. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, bro. you won’t regret it, probably.