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KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ores Mined:	7580
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Votes:	2613
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	6776

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2251
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Towns Built:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Farms Harvested:	276
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4507

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	524	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Votes:	1517
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness