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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4187 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!