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Guardian’s Haven 1.20.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s the only place where you can stick up for yourself and never get fired! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own empire and no one can take it away from you! It’s like a virtual utopia where you can be the boss and no one can mess with you. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who’s the real boss! -
VacayCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family vacations where everyone just wants to relax and have a good time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama and create your own adventure!Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring unique worlds and building your own epic creations. Forget about annoying in-laws crashing your vacation plans, on our server, you’re the boss!
Imagine a world where you can build a lavish vacation home for your 3-year-old, celebrate your 40th birthday, and commemorate your 10-year anniversary all in one place. And the best part? No unexpected family members showing up uninvited!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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GodfatherGoneWrong
Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just erase your marriage like it’s a typo on a church form? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you!Join our server and escape to a world where your husband’s family can’t manipulate your relationship status to fit their own agenda. Build a virtual fortress to protect your marriage from meddling in-laws and their fake paperwork shenanigans.
With our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you should be able to do in real life. Plus, we have a special “Godfather” roleplay area where you can show off your family values without any interference from nosy relatives.
So come on over to our server and let’s build a world where marriage is respected, wedding rings are proudly worn, and baptisms don’t come with a side of drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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SippinSMP – Fave Drink?
Omg guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have unlimited pizza parties every Friday night and the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco room where we have dance-offs with creepers. So, like, what’s your favourite drink? Mine’s definitely llama milk mixed with enchanted golden apples. Join us and let’s party like it’s 1999! -
DreamCraft: The Ultimate Reality Flip
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every dream you’ve ever had comes true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, building a house made entirely of cake, and taming a dragon to be your loyal pet.
But be warned, not all dreams are sweet and innocent. Beware of the giant chickens that roam the land, the zombie villagers who just want to sell you rotten flesh, and the evil witch who will turn you into a frog if you cross her.
So why wait? Join our server and make all your wildest dreams come true (and maybe a few nightmares too)!
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
DumpedBrotherDeservedIt
Hey gamers, I’m a 15 year old Minecraft enthusiast, and let me tell you, this week has been wild. My virtual dog, Romeo, tragically passed away in-game a few days ago. He wasn’t just a pet, he was my loyal companion and the best mining buddy a player could ask for. I didn’t think losing a pixelated pooch would hit me this hard, but here we are.Now, here’s the tea. My older brother (20M) is the ultimate Minecraft pro, always flexing his diamond armor and bragging about his redstone creations. But he also has a bad habit of griefing my builds and stealing my loot. We’ve never been the best of allies, he thinks I’m too noobish, and I think he’s a bit of a blockhead. So when Romeo passed away, I thought maybe he’d understand my pain. I mean, even if he didn’t care about my virtual dog, he could’ve at least respected my grief, right? Wrong.
Yesterday, I was mining in my virtual living room, reminiscing about the good times with Romeo, and tbh I was shedding some virtual tears. I thought I was alone in the server. Then my brother logged in, took one look at me, and started laughing like a Minecraft villain (think Herobrine vibes). He said things like: “you really crying over a virtual dog?” and “man up, it’s just a bunch of pixels.”
I tried to ignore him at first and asked him to stop griefing me, but that just seemed to make him more of a troll. He kept going, saying things like, “What’s next? You gonna build a shrine for him?” and even pretended to cry in a mocking way with his pixelated avatar.
I don’t know what came over me, but I snapped. I was hurt, angry, and just so fed up with his trolling. I remembered that not long ago, his favorite Minecraft server had shut down, and he’d been sulking ever since. So I looked him dead in the pixelated eyes and said, “at least my ‘just a bunch of pixels’ loved me, your server clearly didn’t love you enough to stay alive.”
He froze, completely silent. Then his character went red with embarrassment, and he rage-quit the server without saying a word.
Later on, our Minecraft parents heard about the drama (thanks to him, of course) and told me I was out of line. They said I should apologize because what I said was harsh. But here’s the thing, I don’t feel like I owe him an apology. He griefed me while I was grieving, dismissed my virtual feelings, and only stopped when I hit him where it hurt in the virtual world.
Now our Minecraft parents are pressuring me to “make things right” with him, but I don’t see why I should have to apologize when he was the one who started griefing me first. So, fellow gamers, AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Join our server for more drama, griefing, and epic showdowns!
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DayMakerMC SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also creepers and zombies. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.You gotta join this server because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant trampoline made of slime blocks, so you can bounce around like a kangaroo on steroids. And every full moon, a pack of wild wolves will lead you on a treasure hunt for enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust me, you won’t regret it!