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HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	678	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3675	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	9383	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!