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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9275 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!