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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	4547	New Chunks Explored:	419379
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5825	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Buildings Constructed:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

EpicFailDifficulty

Challenges, determination, difficulty setting, EpicFailDifficulty, learning curve, Life, life lessons, MISTAKES, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, playthrough, progress, resilience, self improvement, setbacks, starting over, success, trial and error

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Items Found:	6851	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	8296

Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

MonarchyAxedCraft

Australia, Australian republic, British Monarchy, Commonwealth, constitutional monarchy, Decision making, Democracy, Government, historical change, INDEPENDENCE, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyAxedCraft, national identity, Politics, prince charles, queen elizabeth ii, referendum, Republic, royal family, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	177	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Defense, dementia, dementia risk, global study, Loneliness, loneliness and cognitive impairment, loneliness and dementia, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health study, Mental well-being, research, social isolation, study, worldwide study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Miturcaragua

best player, Community, Islands, Items, Miturcaragua, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, survival custom, Survival World, top of the tops

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

mc.miturcaragua.online:4003

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

banned, controversial, Crafty, cultural practices, ethical dilemmas, forced, historical perspective, human rights violations, Islam, Kuffar, Minecraft, moral debates, pedophilia, PIXEL, Playground, progressive, rape, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Savages, Server, Slavery, societal norms, taboo subjects, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	56
Mines Excavated:	2971	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!