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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7690 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 200 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5733 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!