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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7888 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9265 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 275 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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