New Minecraft Servers 2025

say his name proud Minecraft Servers

say his name proud Minecraft Servers

  • SayHisNameMC SMP

    SayHisNameMC SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8456
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

    So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7579
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Votes: 5716 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2886
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 New Chunks Explored: 27913
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1360
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 29428 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9152
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7841
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5267 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8310
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3136
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Votes: 4825 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9803
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9974 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8969
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 3360

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1404
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 New Chunks Explored: 728987
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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