Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. They’ll steal your items, lead you on wild chases through the jungle, and even challenge you to llama dance-offs. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable gaming experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the llamas – they’re always up to no good!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, and treasure hunts that lead to… well, let’s just say you might end up with more than just diamonds in your inventory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” where all players must wear sombreros and only eat tacos for the entire day. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers trying to salsa dance.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. Because on our server, anything can happen… and it usually does.
| IP | 164.92.188.184 or tau.moe |
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| Welcome Message | Welcome to tau.moe. A vanilla server with few plugins (world guard to claim regions), here we try to replicate good old multiplayer minecraft experience from times when grass was greener. Rules: – no cheats – griefing using exploits – no spawn griefing – no chat spam. |
A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
A: The server only has world guard to allow players to claim regions.
A: Griefing using exploits is not allowed. Players must respect other players’ builds and belongings.
A: No, spawn griefing is not allowed. The spawn area should be kept clean and welcoming for all players.
A: No, chat spam is not allowed. Please keep the chat respectful and on-topic.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!
Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.
And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!