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DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2449	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
New Chunks Explored:	230957	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	5948	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?