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HorseSwimCraft

Animal Behavior, animal comparison, animal facts, animal swimming skills, Animals, aquatic animals, Equestrian, horse abilities, horse facts, horse swimming, Horses, HorseSwimCraft, marine life, ocean creatures, seahorse abilities, seahorse facts, seahorse swimming, seahorses, swimmers, underwater movement, water animals

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	86
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

yOu gOtTa jOin tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR cUz LiKe hOrSeS aRe BeTtEr SwImMeRs ThAn SeAhOrSeS! yOu CaN rIdE tHeM iN tHe OcEaN aNd Do FlIpS aNd StUfF. aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd On ThE dOlPhInS, tHeY cAn Do BaCkFlIpS aNd SpInS aNd StUfF. aNd ThErE’s A sEcReT uNdErWaTeR cItY wItH mErMaIdS aNd TrEaSuRe ChEsTs FiLlEd WiTh DiAmOnDs AnD gOlD. sO cOmE jOiN tHiS cRaZy SeRvEr AnD eXpLoRe AlL tHe WiLd AnD wAcKy ThInGs It HaS tO oFfEr!

BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

BloatCraft, bloating, blood test results, Cancer, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, Diagnosis, Expedite, INDIVIDUALS, Pain, Referrals, Results, Rise, Routine, Routine blood test, stomach, stomach pain, undiagnosed cancer, undiagnosed cases, Urgent, urgent referrals

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

LuckyGem: Where AFK farming is the real grind, just like paying your taxes in real life.

active server, Afk, application, Builds, Community, Competitions, Diamond Economy, Discord, discord.gg/luckygem, Farming, grind, Land Claim, Life, LuckyGem, luckygemsmp, Minecraft Version, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, Paying, play.luckygemsmp.com, real, Server Information, smp, Staff Team, TAXES, Uhc, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5861
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	188
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

LuckyGem SMP Overview

New 1.21 map!

Description: LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Founded in 2020, we value active participation, building friendships, and having fun. Join us in growing together!

Server Type: Whitelisted Server

Version: Latest Minecraft Version

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

You must apply to play via our Discord. Put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

No, you can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy plugin on the server?

No, everyone is welcome to claim a stall and participate in our trust-based diamond economy.

Do you have a land claim plugin?

No, simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

What events and competitions can I participate in?

We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Everything on the server is built by players, for players. You can donate materials or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

Server Information

Active Discord: https://discord.gg/luckygem

Server IP: play.luckygemsmp.com

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, boku no hero academia, canon, Character development, disbelief, fan reaction, Hori, Horis, impressive narrative, mad, madman, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Plot development, Popular, Server, shock, shonen jump, storytelling, successful twist, surprise twist, unexpected

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

SMPNikkeCraft – The General Minecraft SMP #2701

Android, BEAUTY FULL SHOT, cd keys, co-op, codes, color less, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Event, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Juvenile Days, Minecraft, mirror container, new players, Nihilister, nikke, Optimization, PC, Rewards, smp, SMPNikkeCraft, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Summer Event 2024, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Farms Harvested:	383
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are extra feisty and the loot is extra legendary!

We’ve got special events like JUVENILE DAYS where you can battle it out with your friends for epic rewards. And coming up, we have the Solo Raid: Mirror Container where you’ll face off against a boss so tough, even Herobrine would be shaking in his boots!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Ein and Anis: Sparkling Summer are here to join your team and kick some blocky butt. And don’t forget about our upcoming recruit Zwei, who is rumored to have the power to summon diamond armor out of thin air!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most outrageous loot you’ve ever seen! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

SisterKickout Minecraft Server

Argument, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, early curfew, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, feeling like a prisoner, financial troubles, holding a grudge, irresponsible, kicked out, Minecraft, new job, no guests, no music, refusing to help, rocky relationship, Server, sister, SisterKickout, small apartment, strict rules, struggling to pay rent

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3936
Dragon Eggs Found:	8069	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1817	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of kicking your sister out of your virtual house and never looking back!

Build your own strict rules and watch as your virtual sister struggles to follow them, just like in real life! No guests, no music, and a curfew of 8 PM sharp – because who needs fun when you can have structure?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the satisfaction of denying your virtual sister a place to stay when she’s down on her luck. Show her who’s boss in this pixelated world of sibling rivalry!

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships in the most absurd way possible. Are you the asshole for refusing to help your sister after she kicked you out? Who cares, it’s Minecraft – anything goes!

InLawlessBabyBash

baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, generational differences, in-laws, InLawlessBabyBash, misunderstanding, Mother, parenting, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby shower plans? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some block-building fun and leave all that real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a place where you can host as many baby showers as you want, without any judgment from your mother or in-laws. Plus, we have a special event where you can build a virtual baby shower for your wife and invite all your family members, even the ones who can’t seem to get along in real life. So come join us and let’s build some baby shower memories that will last a lifetime! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

CraftySecrets

#revelation, bombshell, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, confidential disclosure, Covert, CraftySecrets, Enigmatic, eye-opening, hidden, jaw-dropping, Mysterious, scandalous, secret, sensitive information, Shocking.., Surprising, undisclosed, undisclosed truth, unexpected

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about why the chickens always seem to be plotting something sinister. Find out the real reason why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it involves a failed cooking experiment). And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a certain Enderman.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you count the sleepless nights wondering about those mysterious hidden chests).

DroneStrike Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneStrike, lightweight drones, low-cost drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military intelligence, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Russian sources, Server, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have low-cost, lightweight drones that can destroy anything in sight, just like Ukraine did to that Russian helicopter! 😂🚁💥

We have crazy battles where you can pilot your own drone and take down your enemies in epic PvP matches. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and destruction on our server like never before! 💣🔥 #UkraineVsRussia #MinecraftMayhem

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, assassins, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Gift Article, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international news, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Months Ago, political violence, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	2954	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!