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WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Votes:	614	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4634
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	1846
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	702838	Potions Brewed:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3947
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchantments Applied:	110	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.