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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9251 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5938 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!
