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CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

#covert operations, abuse of power, Abused, CIA scandal, CraftyCIAAgent, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, drugged, Exploitation, Former CIA officer, global scandal, government corruption, human rights violation, illegal activities, international crimes, justice for victims, Manipulation, Minecraft, misconduct, multiple countries, Server, sexual abuse, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	67	Mines Excavated:	2027
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	208	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	8427	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!