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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	192	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
New Chunks Explored:	46718	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	4226	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	212	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	970	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	439

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!