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NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	New Chunks Explored:	818938
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!