satisfying resolution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and dance in front of the entire server while singing “I’m a little chicken nugget”! It’s a great icebreaker and a surefire way to make friends (or enemies) right off the bat.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to determine who has the best moves in all of Minecraft. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our resident prankster, who loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes downright diabolical) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared to have your house turned into a giant toilet or your pet pig replaced with a creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time! Just remember, you might leave with a few feathers ruffled, but you’ll definitely have a blast.