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Satisfying Kill Minecraft Servers

  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8871
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

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    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6427
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Emeralds Found: 6889

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3493
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Dimension Hops: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

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    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

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    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9781
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Votes: 2948
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1709
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 79 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Zombie Dances: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9883
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 406
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6427
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 621 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4677
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3632
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Emeralds Found: 8926
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11

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    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

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