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PaternalPurgeCraft

absentee father, aita, almost 4 year old, child support, child’s well-being, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody battles, emotional impact, family dynamics, family relationships, father involvement, father son bond, Fatherhood, neglect, parental responsibilities, paternal last name, PaternalPurgeCraft, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Emeralds Found:	8099
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.

Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.

Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

CraftyBuilders, easy mastery, effortless abilities, effortless mastery, effortless skills, inherent abilities, inherent gifts, inherent skills, inherent talents, innate gifts, innate talents, instinctive skills, instinctive talents, intuitive abilities, intuitive talents, Minecraft, natural abilities, natural aptitude, natural gifts, natural talents, Server, Skills, Talents

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.

So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

TrumpCraft2020

America First, Benefits, conservative values, Country, deregulation, Economy, foreign relations, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, job creation, leadership, national security, policies, Politics, Support, SUPREME COURT, tax reform, trade deals, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer treatment, charitable organizations, childhood cancer, children, community support, CraftyCancerCure, fundraising, healing, Healthcare, Hope, international aid, life-saving treatment, medical care, medical expenses, medical travel, pediatric oncology, solidarity, support services, switzerland, treatment abroad, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server for a chance to save ukrainian children with cancer by playing virtual blocks!! every block you mine helps fund their treatment in switzerland!! become a hero in the virtual world and in real life!! build hospitals, raise money, and fight off evil mobs to save the day!! join now and make a difference, one block at a time!!

ButterCraft: The Land of No Cheaters, Just a Bunch of Eggs

bedrock, Beta, Bots, bugs, bunch, ButterCraft, Cheaters, Community, Discord, Economy, eggs, Features, Feedback, Help, java, Land, Network, Official Release, PvP, Staff, strategy, tutorial, update, Uptime

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Points	Description
Feature-Rich Modes	Provides a variety of feature-rich modes
Anti-Cheating Measures	Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly Community	A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s IP?	play.buddercraft.net
Are modded or pirated clients allowed?	No, they are strictly prohibited. Only certain specified mods listed are allowed, such as those for Badlion Client.
How strict is the server on cheating?	The server has a zero-tolerance policy for cheating of any kind. Any violations will result in a permanent ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	It is not required, but highly recommended for community engagement and updates.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, with updates typically applied within a week or two after a new release.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco Entertainment, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, Elden Ring QOTT, EldenCraft, ERG, general, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Jarred, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, poorly designed fights, RPG, Server, unfair fights, unfun fights, version 1.123

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t ask how we found it, just come and experience it for yourself!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Will you be the one to claim the loot?

5. We host weekly events where players can compete in ridiculous challenges like “Build a castle using only dirt blocks” or “Race against a herd of stampeding sheep”. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five from our resident Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

YonaCraft Daily Minecraft Server

abrupt end, art stolen., chapter, confusion, corrupt police force, Daily, denial, disbelief, Friends, genocidal touch, Hakone, handicraft forum, Japanese cartoon, Laughter, lessons, Manga, Men, Minecraft, phantom thief, RAGE, Server, short lived, Shoujo, specialists, Yona, YonaCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of manga that end too soon, leaving you feeling lost and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to provide you with all the closure you need! Join us as we relive the absurdity of short-lived manga creations and laugh uncontrollably at their questionable endings.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also learn valuable lessons, like how shoujo for men is when you add a genocidal touch. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join phantom thief Yona and her team of specialists as they try to recover stolen art pieces from the corrupt police force in Hakone.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of manga madness and remember, the true ending was the friends we made along the way (and the questionable Japanese cartoon drawings we laughed at together). See you there!

CabinFamVacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

#partners in crime, Alone Time, blow up, Cabin, CabinFamVacayGoneWrong, cold shoulders, cousins, Defensive, family activities, family traditions, family vacation, Gaming, Grandparents, handheld console, Minecraft, Nature, passive-aggressive texts, quality time, selfish, Server, surprise dinner, swim, ungrateful brat, wedding anniversary

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8902	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring family vacations with no time for gaming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a week-long adventure filled with cabins, remote areas, and family drama that will make your jaw drop.

Forget about rules like no phones at the dinner table or mandatory family hikes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and play Minecraft to your heart’s content. Who needs quality time with nature when you can build your own virtual paradise?

Just like the OP, you can choose to ignore family activities and focus on beating that game level instead. But be warned, missing out on the surprise anniversary dinner for your virtual achievements might just get you kicked out of the server by your angry virtual parents.

So pack your virtual bags and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe try to forget, depending on how it all goes down). Who needs passive-aggressive texts when you can have creepers blowing up your creations instead? Join now for a vacation experience like no other!

FamilyStayGoneLOL

accommodations, anesthesia program, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, doctorate degree, family, FamilyStayGoneLOL, Finals week, Graduation, husband, in-laws, moving out, nursing school, over-reacting, pivotal moment, protected, relationship, stress, studying, Visit

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your mother-in-law taking over your house during finals week? Join us and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests!

On our server, you can set boundaries as high as the sky and kick out any unwanted visitors with just a click of a button. No need to split the couch with anyone here, unless you want to share it with your virtual pet pig!

Forget about failing exams and getting kicked out of programs, on our server, the only thing you’ll fail at is trying to resist the urge to play for hours on end. Who needs a doctorate degree in anesthesia when you can become a master builder in our pixelated world?

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to move out for a week to find peace and quiet, because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a creeper or two. See you in the game!

PronunCraft Minecraft Server

articulation, difficult words, enunciation, foreign languages, language learning, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation tips, PronunCraft, Server, speech impediment, speech therapy, tongue twisters, vocabulary, word pronunciation, word pronunciation errors, word pronunciation problems

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8448
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to finally learn how to pronounce that one word that always trips you up! Our players have mastered the art of pronunciation through intense tongue-twisting challenges and hilarious mispronunciations. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in saying that tricky word correctly three times in a row. So come join us and show off your linguistic skills while mining for precious gems!