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YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Farms Harvested:	205
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

career, employment, Experience, job advancement, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, job performance, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job training, Jobs, Minecraft, professional development, Server, work, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mines Excavated:	4489
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1323
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ores Mined:	6265

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

agdg, Amateur, amateur game development, Archive, Demo Days, Development, Game, game design, game development, Game Programming, general, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, new threads, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, smp, steam games, Steam Games by AGDG, webm, webm cam, WebM converter

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Farms Harvested:	268
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

WindowPeekWars

BLINDS, Boundaries, changing area, changing habits, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, home, House, house rules, neighbor complaint, neighbor dispute, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, Respect, Self-expression, VISIBILITY, WINDOW, WindowPeekWars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3891
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crops Grown:	6015	Enchantments Applied:	145
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFi

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	9264
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

bacterial vaginosis, Crafty, Cunt, female anatomy, gynecology, Minecraft, reproductive system, Server, sexually transmitted infections, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal health issues, vaginal health problems, vaginal health questions, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal odor, vaginal symptoms, Women’s Health, yeast infection

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5977	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!