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Farmville Frenzy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	893654	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	9941	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6650	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9043
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3011	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	554568
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Crops Grown:	9784
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!