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GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks

blocks, firearm ownership, gun control, gun culture, gun debate, gun laws, gun legislation, gun ownership, gun ownership statistics, gun policy, gun regulation, gun restrictions, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, GunCrafters, Guns, mass shootings, Public Safety, second amendment, self defense, shoot

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT!

MiR10bBustersMC

breast cancer therapy, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell differentiation, gene regulation, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, MicroRNA, miR-10b, MiR10bBustersMC, Molecular biology, oncology, RNA interference, stem cells, therapeutic targets, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and BAM! their diamond sword turned into a real-life sword that could slice through creepers like butter. crazy, right? but that’s not all! on this server, if you find a rare flower called the miR-10b, you can cure any disease, including metastatic breast cancer. who knew Minecraft had such healing powers?

so come on down to our server, where the blocks are always boppin’ and the adventures never end. join us now and become a legend in your own mind!

DebtCraft Minecraft Server

$315 trillion, Borrowing, creditors, debt burden, debt crisis, debt holders, debt levels, DebtCraft, DEBTORS, economic stability, financial institutions, financial system, global debt, global economy, global financial market, government debt, interest rates, Lending, Minecraft, national debt, OWE, Repayment, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	1283	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

OverheardCraft

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, funny, gossip, odd, off the wall, offbeat, outlandish, Overheard, OverheardCraft, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, surreptitious, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!

CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, economic assistance, economic development, economic growth, economic recovery, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial support, foreign relations, funding, G7, global economy, government support, international aid, International cooperation, Investment, monetary assistance, political negotiations, Ukraine, US$50 billion

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Votes:	559
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

antiviral immunity, antiviral response, Function, host defense, immune function, immune response, immune system, immune system regulation, immunity, Mechanism, Molecular biology, new discovery, Paris, research, RNA molecules, viral defense, viral infections, viral replication, viral RNA, viral tRNA, ViralTNTCraft, virology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ores Mined:	7243	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!