satisfactorio Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, hololive, irys, Jet tag, MerchRyS, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, Promise Mini series, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Twilight, Voicepacks

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this server that promises you a mini-series of epic proportions! Join now and get your hands on a plushie rerun that will make all your friends jealous. Need a clear folder to keep all your Minecraft secrets safe? We got you covered! Plus, our starter merch is so epic, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the insanity of our 2024 Valentines merch and get ready for a wild ride. Want to cuddle up with a 2.0 plushie while you play? We’ve got that too! And don’t even get us started on our acrylics – they’ll make your Minecraft world pop like never before.

Join now for voicepacks that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. Plus, our OMOCAT merch is so cool, it’ll make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got archives full of songs, clips, and spaces that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

athletes, CANCELLED, community theater, Competition, controversy, criticism, Drama, elderly abuse, Entertainment, gasses, Hollyjew, KWAB, Military, Performance, Rampage, sports, Tony, tripple aids, Vince, wrestling, Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Farms Harvested:	927
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.

But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?

Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

2008, Advancements, comparison, console, Evolution, Gaming, gaming industry, graphics, graphics comparison, gt2008, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old vs new, PC, progress, Retro, Server, Shadow Generations, still looks better, Technology, video games, visual improvement

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?

WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

0.1%, anticipation, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, forum, Game, Inevitable, Liverchads, Liverpool, match, Minecraft, moment, outcome, prediction, Score, smp, sports, Thread, well

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	568
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!

Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!

Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

Advanced, aerospace, anti-drone, beam, ceramic materials, Defense, drone defense, Drones, Engineering, innovation, laser, laser system, microwaves, Military, military technology, Minecraft, porous ceramics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Shielding, Technology, uk, WEAPONRY

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!

Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP

Dollar, eternal health, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, forever.., health investments, healthy aging, healthy lifestyle, holistic wellness, investment strategies, life extension, live healthy, Long-term Health, Longevity, MILLION, million dollar profits, Minecraft, PROFITS, retirement goals, smp, sustainable living, wealth management, Wealth preservation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Potions Brewed:	169
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1610
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft and losing all your stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, our magical world has a secret potion that will keep you alive and healthy for eternity. Say goodbye to respawning at your bed and hello to immortality!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Tree. Yes, you heard that right – a tree that grows bacon! Imagine never having to hunt for food again because you have a never-ending supply of delicious bacon at your fingertips.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where you can live healthy and forever, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where bacon grows on trees. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FegCraft – Minecraft Server

Calendar, discussion, emulation, Event Calendars, Events, feg, FegCraft, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, games, general, guides, Minecraft, Server, Trailer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take our love for Fire Emblem to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and a community that’s tighter than Chrom’s pants.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground arena where you can duel other players using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted bows. Rumor has it that if you win three matches in a row, you’ll unlock the legendary Fire Emblem armor set that grants you +1000 defense against creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden village in the sky where you can trade with villagers who look suspiciously like characters from the Fire Emblem series. Need some emeralds? Just trade them a few stacks of Nether wart and they’ll hook you up.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on our quest to find the mythical Fire Emblem itself. Legend has it that it’s hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire hotter than the sun. But hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that Fire Emblem fans are not to be messed with. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose Hector.

> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP

almost 2025, almost there, Forgotten, forgotten aspirations, forgotten dreams, forgotten goals, forgotten hopes, forgotten memories., Future, looking ahead, looking back, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, nearing 2025, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, smp, Time, time passing, year 2025

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5879
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty World Minecraft Server

As my world, Comes crashing down, Coping with disaster, coping with stress, Crafty, Dancing through chaos, Dancing through the pain, Embracing the chaos, emotional breakdown, Emotional release through dance, Finding peace in chaos, Finding solace in dance, freaking out, Freaking out lyrics, healing through movement, I’ll be dancing, Mental health through dance, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, Resilience through movement, Server, strength in vulnerability, world, World crashing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9013	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be dancing and freaking out as you explore our wild and wacky world. We’ve got secret dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, creeper karaoke nights, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End portal (watch out for Endermen trying to photobomb your selfies)!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Let’s get this party started!