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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2292	Votes:	2554
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	274	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6022
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	New Chunks Explored:	157069
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9420	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!