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Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	106
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	156	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9368	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	103	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3393	Towns Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7860	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?