Satirical Commentary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

Absurdity, Anime, anime review, Crafty, dark comedy, dark humor, Dystopia, Edition, existential crisis, Existential Nihilism, Humanity, Jinrui, McCraftface, meaning of life, Nihilistic Themes, philosophy, post-apocalyptic, satire, Satirical Commentary, social commentary, society, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1366	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3010	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Farms Harvested:	566

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

Adventure, DAUGHTER, Decision making, elon musk, Elon Musk’s daughter, Elons, emotional impact, expat life, family, international travel, LEAVING, Life decisions, lifestyle change, Minecraft, moving abroad, new beginnings, Opportunity cost, parenting, personal choice, Relocation, smp, Usa, worth it

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

Boring, BROWN, cave, Combat, DISAPPOINTING, dull colors, elder scrolls, empty world, gameplay, grey, lackluster, large world, Minecraft, Repetitive, Scrolls, Server, Shit, SUCKS, underwhelming, unexciting, uninteresting, Walking, Writing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Dragon Eggs Found:	7531	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, edmond dantes, Ego, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Interlude Timeline, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, Pickup Summon, Prison Tower, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, BowTiedMara, brain rot, Campaign, Conspiracy, Crafty, election, election results, Manipulation, McFunny, medication, Minecraft, Mr, Mr. Boden, Mr. Shekelstein, pill, political intrigue, Server, sharp, side effects, social media, speaking gibberish, Status, twitter

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Votes:	3036	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3105
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, Cunning Hares, Doggy Vouchers, Double Drops, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

advice, Affection, Anon, attraction, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, DATING, dont, emotions, fulfillment, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Partnership, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

HELLMIND server Minecraft

Achievements, adventure mode, Banking System, big shot, Business, city building, data pack, donation, HELLIMIND, hidden achievements, Long Term Projects, Minecraft, mini-community, Server, Server development., SimpleVoicechat mod, Survival, territory registration

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

More information about the server:

There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

94.131.13.34

Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

#youtube, autism, Behavior, Communication, mental health, Minecraft, neuroatypical, neuroatypicality, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurology, neurotypical, Neurotypicals, normies, Server, social media, social norms, Social Skills, Stereotypes, twitch

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	1335
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	606
Void Gems Collected:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	9612
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.