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BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime routines, BedtimeBattles, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, couple conflicts, division of labor, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Minecraft, pet responsibilities, relationship issues, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, Support, teamwork, traditional values, work-life balance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6095
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

BridesmaidBucksMC

Bachelorette, bridal shower, bride, BridesmaidBucksMC, Bridesmaids, Budget, cost effective, dress alterations, MOH, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding expenses breakdown, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding stress, young bridesmaids

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	5386	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old weddings where you have to pay for everything and still have no idea what the total cost will be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is just like that chaotic bridal party you’re in!

Join our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just like how the bride expects you to pay for everything without a clear budget, we expect you to build without any guidelines. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme!

Just like how the bridesmaids are expected to contribute to every aspect of the wedding, you’ll be expected to contribute to every aspect of our server. From building extravagant structures to organizing crazy events, there’s never a dull moment here.

And just like how the MOH is trying to keep the peace between the bridesmaids and the bride, our admins are here to make sure everyone is having a good time. We’ll handle any drama that comes our way and ensure that the fun never stops.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s expected of you while still having the time of your life. Who needs a budget when you have unlimited creativity and chaos at your fingertips?

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

CreepyCreeperCraft

alone, anxiety, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood trauma, creepy crawlies, CreepyCreeperCraft, Dark, fear of the unknown, Ghosts, irrational behavior, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Monsters, Nightmares, overcoming fears, phobias, Scared, shadows, spooky, spooky stories

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6402
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Remember that fear you had as a kid of the boogeyman hiding under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of scary waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Boogeyman Boss, who lurks in the depths of our custom-built haunted mansion. But beware, he’s not alone – his army of zombie teddy bears will stop at nothing to protect their master. So grab your diamond sword and prepare for the spookiest adventure of your life!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBusters, cable, damaging, finland, Minecraft, Seizes, Server, suspected, Tanker, YLE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

lol u know whats more damaging than a tanker in the baltic sea? not joining our minecraft server, thats what! we got crazier adventures than a finland tanker escapade. come join us and u might just find urself battling sea monsters and building underwater castles. plus, we have a secret level where u can ride dolphins and unicorns while fighting off evil mermaids. so what u waiting for? join now before the finland tankers come for u next!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

acceptance, celebration, ceremony, Community, cultural shift, Happiness, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, joy, landmark, LGBTQ, love is love, Marriage equality, mass weddings, pride, progressive, same-sex marriage, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft, Unity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crops Grown:	2168	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MASS WEDDINGS HAPPENIN’ LIKE IN THAILAND, BUT WITH PIXELS. WHO NEEDS REAL LOVE WHEN YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN A BLOCKY WORLD, AMIRITE? PLUS, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS TOTALLY LEGAL HERE, SO YOU CAN MARRY YOUR MINECRAFT BFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE. COME JOIN THE WEDDING CRAZE AND BUILD YOUR DREAM WEDDING VENUE, JUST WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS CRASHIN’ THE PARTY. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOTTA TNT EXPLOSIONS. #BLOCKYLOVE #MINECRAFTWEDDINGS #SERVERSHENANIGANS

TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server

adverse childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, danger, Defense, defensive gun use, early trauma, firearm usage, firearms, gun, gun control, gun ownership, heightened threat sensitivity, increased use, mental health, psychological effects, risk assessment, self defense, Server, threat perception, trauma response, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, Violence prevention, WorldView

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we turn trauma into trigger happy fun times! ever wanted to shoot your way out of a bad childhood? well now you can with our heightened threat sensitivity feature! forget building, just grab a gun and start blasting away at anything that moves! who needs therapy when you have firearms, amirite? join now and let your traumatic past shape your trigger-happy future!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson (also known as Egoraptor) and Dan Avidan (also known as Danny Sexbang). The duo play and commentate on a wide variety of video games, often with comedic banter and friendly rivalry. Since its inception in 2012, Game Grumps has amassed a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. The show has also spawned several spin-off series and collaborations with other YouTubers and gaming personalities.

people.team [2 сезон] Minecraft server

ADMIN, discord server, fast support, Hosting, minecraft server, NarodMC, Ryzen processor, SEASON 2, Vanilla, white and green

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	3738
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

NarodMC is a vanilla project. On the evening of January 1, the second season began. To get onto the server, you need to get a pass in our discord server. So here are some reasons why you should join our server:

• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on an overclocked Ryzen processor, from a good provider – the-ae.su

• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.

• Fast support. During business hours, we will respond within an hour on average.

• There is no intrusive bullshit like: “knocker, you’ll get admin”

mc.narod.team

Hololive Runts Collab 1.20

Anime, collab, comedy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, hololive, hololive en, Hololive JP, internet culture, internet personalities, Japanese idols, Livestream, online collaboration, Runts, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber collab, Vtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster of insanity! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on a llama while shooting flaming arrows at a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers break it down to dubstep music? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and question your existence, then come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a side of crazy!