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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

1800’s, 19th century, black and white, capitalism, cartoon, Comic, economic exploitation, graphic novel, historical, humor, Industrial Revolution, Labor, MineCraftery, olde, period piece, satire, social commentary, vintage, wage labor, wagie, wagies, Warriors, worker, Working class

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

Arsenal, Conflict, Crafty, CREW, Defense, humor, international relations, Iranian, Israel, jew, Jews, Keith Woods, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, Missiles, Political, satire, Sissiles, sissy, social media, Telegram, Tension, War

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

Absurdity, Anime, anime review, Crafty, dark comedy, dark humor, Dystopia, Edition, existential crisis, Existential Nihilism, Humanity, Jinrui, McCraftface, meaning of life, Nihilistic Themes, philosophy, post-apocalyptic, satire, Satirical Commentary, social commentary, society, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

Pepe’s Pixel Palace: Where Memes Meet Minecraft Madness!

creativity, Customization, digital art, flowchart, funny, Graphic design, humor, image, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, madness, Meet, meme, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Palace, pepes, PIXEL, pop culture, remix, satire, social media, trend, viral

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of zombie chickens. And don’t forget to collect all the rare pepes scattered throughout the land for extra meme-tastic fun!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Gender Bender Craft: Where Boys are Rare and Creepers are Scarier

Bender, Boys, chapter 138, comedy, Craft, CREEPERS, FANTASY, Fiction, gender, gender dynamics, gender imbalance, humor, internet, KEKED, light novel, male to female ratio, normal, Online Community, Parallel World, rare, sakura, satire, scarier, social commentary, societal norms, unexpected, Web Novel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Sakura getting keked in Chapter 138: “I Blame It on The Internet.” Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like this on a daily basis!

Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good laugh and enjoy being part of ridiculous storylines. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in when you log on? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a group of chickens performing a synchronized dance routine, or witness a heated debate between two cows over who gets the last piece of grass.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if that fell into the wrong hands!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Sakura is involved.

Crafty Crackers – Where Wypipo Get Weird in Minecraft

controversial, crackers, Crafty, culture, Diversity, funny, humor, Identity, internet culture, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racism, satire, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking, trending, viral, weird, white people, wypipo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wypipo (white people) gather to show off their weirdest and wackiest creations!

Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!

Pinoylifeboatserver

Bosses, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Guilds, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP

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MINECRAFT CROSSPLAY CRACKED SERVERBEDROCK IP:IP: pinoylifeboat.minecraft.bestPORT: 5778

pinoylifeboat.minecraft.best

Nocturnal RLCraft

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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RLCraft Semi-Vanilla Mod. 2.8.2!

New Management! New Experience! New World!

English speaking, but everyone welcome.

High Spec Dedicated Server!

Discord Available! Click Invite.

185.248.141.4:11880

TurkeyX Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Turkey’s Minigames Server. We continue to grow and add new games for you every day! What are you waiting for, join us now!

play.turkeyx.net

Stencil

Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Semi Vanilla

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Stencil Minecraft

If you play Minecraft Java and are bored, please join below.

It is any 1.19 version.

We have super cool terrain with mmo-style skills.

Real world seasons add immersion into gameplay!

Game chat link in discord to talk to your friends while you’re offline.

Fun game tweaks like custom nether portals and playtime rewards.

Over 50,000 custom heads to use in your build completely free.

topg.stencilmc.net

Project Valiance

Creative, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Project Valiance A Minecraft Building Endeavor

What is Project Valiance? Project Valiance is an attempt to make a server for creative minds in Minecraft to express their own approach in Minecraft building without the limitation of having a set plot to build. Instead, members of the server may build in Minecraft’s vast world, free of any set limits to build. The server mostly consists of creative building, however, members have a choice to switch to survival mode at any time. Members will also have the choice to participate in different building events and competitions. Building Protection Anything griefed can always be rolled back at any certain date and time. But for added protection and a sense of security for players, players will be able to claim their own land that only they can exclusively build in to prevent it from being griefed in the first place. They may also give permissions to other members if they please. Players get more claim blocks the longer they are on the server. If a player’s build is out of bounds from their claim, they may request server staff to extend their claims. After a build is complete, players have the option to submit their build in the build submissions tab on the discord to get a refund on your claim blocks.

IP: valiancemc.com or 142.44.143.87:3000discord.gg/BchXzpW

valiancemc.com

Onsat Networks

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Come and join today! We are in need of both staff and players for this new server! If you are looking to become a staff member, contact one of our staff that may be online and they’ll walk you through the process.

51.79.121.203

Townymasters

Economy, PvP, smp, Survival, Towny

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We are Brand New! [September 2023]I’m just finishing the server setup and currently Recruiting Admins / Mods / Builders / Discord Mods / Devs and more.The Right Fit: I’m looking for people who love playing and working on Minecraft. I’ve been playing Towny since its release and have decided to make a Fun Towny Server of my own to share with like-minded individuals.Come hang out and watch the server grow or join the staff and let’s make an amazing Towny Server for ALL to enjoy!We’ve got some cool stuff on the server already: Auction HouseItem linking in chat – Custom Enchantments (nothing that breaks the game) – McMMO – Jobs – Discord / Server Chat link! (Talk to players on the server via Discord and vise versa) – Vote Crates and other Crates – Slimefun – Ranks – Shops – Player Warps (create warps to your shop, etc.) – Dynmap (interactive map for the server)We’ll eventually be setting up PVP/Dungeons/MiniGames and more!

31.214.220.56

WildCraft Network 2.0

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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**** Owned by King_Aura (This page is created by the server admin) ****

Welcome to WildCraft Network 2.0, this is a Survival server with many unique features, such as the Moon, old beta terrain near spawn and much more! We also have land claiming and a dynamic map here.

If you like our server, you can vote here as that would help 🙂

This server supports version 1.9 – 1.20

wildcraft.mcnetwork.me

Minecraft Outlands

Survival

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[b]Minecraft: Outlands[/b]is claim blocks based server built from the parent servers CoffeeCraft and Lakbay Pangarap. The server aims to provide quality services and a quality community to be enjoyed by every player. Minecraft: Outlands is a continuously growing community, welcoming players with warm hearts and a friendly atmosphere.

104.238.220.177:25598

Hialys

Skyblock

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☁: Hialys Skyblock ☁

Picture this. An island nestled high in the clouds☁🏝☁, once considered a mere fairy tale. But no, this isn’t some fanciful story. This is reality. We’ve finally arrived. 🎉🎉🎉

🥳 Now the adventure can finally begin! 🔈 We’re thrilled to announce that our server is now open for public beta!🛑 Wait before you join us in conquering the sky? Ha! Just kidding. Don’t waste a second – get ready to soar with us right now. With so much adventure to be had, you don’t want the competition to beat you to it!

Server details:

📜 Server version: 1.19.4📜 Mode: Skyblock with NO SEASON RESETS!📜 Ip address: mc.hialys.com:25565

✅ Website (under development): https://www.hialys.com/✅ Store: https://store.hialys.com/✅ Discord: https://dsc.gg/hialys-skyblock

● Immerse yourself in a mediaeval themed server ⚔, complete with the King of the Hill, Envoys, Minions, and a wealth of enchantments and cosmetics ready to explore. ● Premium plugins and features galore – there’s so much to try out on our server.● We value your opinion and input! Your suggestions can help us shape the server and take it to new heights. ❤

:sparkles: Come join our server today and play together to create a daily hangout spot for you and your friends to enjoy together! Let’s have fun building something special.”

🔈 The beta release informations:Our team thoroughly tested the server to ensure our players have the best possible experience. However, we recognize that there’s always room for improvement, which is why we’re inviting our community to participate in enhancing the server. Your involvement will not only help shape the server’s future, but also earn you rewards for your valuable time and efforts.

📱 If you encounter any issues at any time, please don’t hesitate to create a support ticket. Our team will promptly investigate and work to resolve the issue.⏲ Don’t let a brief presentation prevent you from discovering what lies behind Hialys Skyblock. Join us and experience it for yourself!

178.32.72.64

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Potions Brewed:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Towns Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	6698	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3084

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8550
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	188
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	7739
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	6955
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Emeralds Found:	7341	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4424
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

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